Total Medals Earned: 73 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,160 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/24 (25/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
He's got some mad combat skills
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 4/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/150 points)
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Send all three souls back to hell.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/125 points)
open the game !
complete the hideo game
collect all canes
beat the game with no deaths